Every school nurse must have a collection of questionably authentic notes from home. I saved a few over the 40 years since my days at MPLS and they still bring me laughter. I will provide translation as needed. As I look at each note, I picture the child standing at my desk, their faces filled with guilt and hope!
The above was signed , “ love, (her mother’s name)”
Translation: “Please excuse ……from chewing gum her doctor said it’s better if you chew speramint or cimmon gum if you have a cold. From (her mother)”
Finally…a favorite. I guess Mom was having trouble spelling “sc/krewed” in describing the injury.